"More fun than I deserved."
     -Name withheld

        "It was awesome... I think?"
          -Name not given

"For the last time, turn it down or we're calling the police"
     -Neighbors from up the street

      "Dude... I love you man..."
           -Fell down drunk/ name incoherent

"Good Lord, that was loud."
     -Neighbors from down the street

       "I like the part that starts down and then crescendos up to its apex"
          -Guy that obviously needs a beating

"I thought they were hot."
    -Your girlfriend

      "Such good, good boys."
           -Your mom